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Know This:

• Shopped photo of alleged BP oil spill command center posted on company’s site.

• Unaccountable secrecy? In my government? It’s more likely than you think.

• Glenn Beck claims he has macular dystrophy, may soon go blind.

• Raytheon unveils anti-aircraft laser at airshow.

• Calm Down: Coco’s Emmy category will be televised.

• Amazon: e-Books surpass hardcover sales.

• RIP: Andy Hummel, Big Star bassist, dead at 59.

Read This:

• Gawker Dun Goofed: 4chan brings blogging empire to its knees over anti-trolling articles.

• Old Spice viral ads unable to stem swandiving Old Spice sales.

• Soup For You: Soup Nazi back in business.

• Bank robber’s weapon of choice: Flowers.

• Kid trades cell phone for Porsche via Craigslist in 14 moves.

• WORST EVER: Thousands of spiders overrun cargo of Guam-bound ship.

Look At / Listen To This:

• 41 Years Ago Today: Original Apollo 11 CBS News broadcast.

• Stream Major Lazer’s latest LP Lazers Never Die for free.

• Amanda Palmer Performs The Popular Hits Of Radiohead On Her Magical Ukulele.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Black Parents Shocked to Give Birth to White Baby Girl.

• Techland: Microsoft Kinect Bundles Priced, New Arcade Model Coming in August.

• Nerve: Internet Meme Hall of Fame: Celebrity Rant Mash-ups.

• Tea x Time List: Ten Fictional Pieces of Technology That Actually Exist in Real Life.

• Above: Pokemon battle IRL by Quinn. (via.)